Bertram's friends are weird. I'm going to comment here because commenting on his tagboard would be pure evil.
That queen person is a bimbotic bitch. I cant believe bertram likes her.
Look at her post-->Queen: 'i know you love me. why though? despite the fact i am so breath-takingly gorgeous, exceedingly clever, irrestitably hot and well, the goddess of the world, why? doesn't my 'inner beauty' mean anything, even though I am so sweet and kind and gentle?