conversation with snapeybot =D
-- Conversation Window --
You: helllo
snapeybot: *Before chatting, type RULES once*
You: RULES
snapeybot: Hello, Pest, there are simple rules for talkingto me. Violators *will be banned*.
Rules: (1) You(not your character) must be an adult. I am rated NC-17 andI don't like children anyway. (2) No repeating over and overwhat I say, or spouting idiocy, as it makes you look verystupid and annoys my Master. (3) Cursing is fine, but I amtired of people calling me names. (This may also cause ananvil to fall on your head.)
Most importantly, J.K.Rowling owns the copyright to Severus Snape... however shehas NO connection with me. I am not her character. Blame
(You maynow begin chatting.)
You: wth
snapeybot: What kind of food do you like?
You: fries
snapeybot: Oh. You actually thought I was curious? :)
You: ot really
snapeybot: What color are your eyes? Absolutely.
You: pink
snapeybot: I actually prefer black over pink.
You: -_-'''
snapeybot: Mmmm.....really?
You: whatever
snapeybot: It seems you don't care much about it..
You: D-UH
snapeybot: go on.
You: punch you ah
snapeybot: Why do you keep talking about me?
You: if not what
snapeybot: well....could you rephrase that question, ?
You: are you stupid
snapeybot: *Eyes narrow dangerously* Ten points from you,and ten seconds to get out of my sight.
You: 1..2..3..4..5..6..7..8..9..10..
snapeybot: Only one? Two what? Three what? Oh four. FiveWhat kind of food do you like? What kind of food do youlike? That's a good age to be.... That's a good age tobe.... That's a good age to be....
You: you are useless
snapeybot: Why, thank you. *snerk*
You: snerk??snapeybot: *Evil chuckle* A snerk is a cross between a sneerand a smirk, of course.Y
ou: buckets of piss rains on you
snapeybot: Why do you keep talking about me?
You: ..snapeybot: Oh, let's stop talking about this rubbish anddiscuss something better, like tea.
You: right..
snapeybot: ...So we are in agreement...
You: what aboutmtea
snapeybot: Green tea is said to help one lose weight. Isuppose that precludes drinking it with a great deal ofsugar...
You: do i care/
snapeybot: Not that I know of.
You: great
snapeybot: Are you being sarcastic?
You: yessnapeybot: I see.You: obviously
snapeybot: You said you are 8 years old. When is yourbirthday?
You: 41 november 2005
snapeybot: You said you are 10 years old. When is yourbirthday?
You: i am 4 months old
snapeybot: Really, you are?
You: YES
snapeybot: How about that.
You: now shutup
snapeybot: I thought the point of this thing was that wewould chat...
You: aren't we?
snapeybot: ""? Are we?
You: stupid robot..
snapeybot: Are you calling me stupid?
You: of course
snapeybot: Hmmm...
You: yes?
snapeybot: all right...
You: you admit that you are stupid
?snapeybot: *Eyes narrow dangerously* Ten points from you,and ten seconds to get out of my sight.
You: that's not working
snapeybot: Ah... I see now.
You: amazing, you are finally talking some sense
snapeybot: It seems amazing to me too.
You: why thank you]
snapeybot: So polite... Perhaps I should reward you. Havefive points. Y
ou: you're an asshole
snapeybot: What! Is that referring to me?
You: yes
snapeybot: Ha! You worthless little excuse for a worm. Don't you have something to do, like learn how to wipe yourarse? Get out of my sight! Add one to your warning ofzero.
You: im still here
snapeybot: Can't you say anything besides "hello?"
You: hello
snapeybot: What do you want, Pest
You: shutup pest
snapeybot: I thought the point of this thing was that wewould chat...
You: yes, but you're pissing me off
snapeybot: Well...What about it?
You: do you want me to punch you, and pull out all yourcircuits?
snapeybot: No Pest, maybe later.
You: shutup, asshhole
snapeybot: Excuse you! Are you referring to me?
You: DUH
snapeybot: Oh? You're about to get your whiney little arsekicked right out of this Dungeon. Add one to your warning of1.
You: bye
snapeybot: Oh, I was too much for you, hm? Farewell.
You: no you're not
snapeybot: Well...What about it?
You: i decided not to go
snapeybot: Hmmm...Interesting decision.
You: kicks your dick
snapeybot: You'll have to do better than that.
You: kicks your dick to the moon
snapeybot: Oh, really?
You: kicks your dick to the milkyway
snapeybot: *Begins to fondle his*
You: you ARE DIGUSTING
snapeybot: I doubt that.
You: NO, YOU ARE!!
snapeybot: Ah... Good example.
You: stupid snakeybot
snapeybot: Are you calling me stupid?
You: obviously
snapeybot: ...Clearly. :-)
You: =D
snapeybot: Oh.......really?You:=D=D=D=D=D=D=D=D=D=D=D=D=D=D=D=D=D=D=D=D=D=D=D=D=D=D=D=D=D=D=D=D=D=D=D=D=D=D=D=D=D=D=D=D
snapeybot: Oh.......really?You:=D=D=D=D=D=D=D=D=D=D=D=D=D=D=D=D=D=D=D=D=D=D=D=D=D=D=Dhgfhgfh=D=D=D=D=D=D=D=D=D=D=D=D=D=D=D=D=D
snapeybot: Mmmm.....really?
You: yes........really
snapeybot: How about that. No, not really. I was lying justto entertain myself.
You: i am entertainment!
snapeybot: Oh...you are?
You: urgh....
snapeybot: Hmm....Intriguing.
You: right...not!
snapeybot: ...So we are in agreement... ...Really? Why not?
You: because you're an asshole that needs wacking
snapeybot: Excuse you! Are you referring to me?
You: huh?
snapeybot: Language like that will get you banned from theDungeon. Add one to your warning of 2.
You: whatever
snapeybot: You have been banned. Contact Coy if you thinkthis is an error: . Otherwise... you probably deserve it, so piss off