Monday, September 12, 2005
1:29 AM
(taken fron IN newspaper)
THE PICTURE!!!
Now for the joke
[ I can't remember some parts of it ]
There was this ship that was travelling on some ocean.The captain of this ship saw a light, thought it was a ship and signalled to it.
Americans:Please change your course to 15 degrees north to avoid collision.
Canadians: Please change your course to 15 degrees south to avoid collision
Americans(getting pissed cause not used to being ordered about): WE suggest that you change your course 15 degrees north.
Canadians: WE suggest that you change your course 15 degrees south.
Americans(fuming and pissed):We are an air-freight ship*
and have a lot of kinds of aeroplanes** on board.Please change your course.
Canadians: We are a lighthouse.PLEASE change your course
* the second largest ship in the American military fleet (i think)
** it was 3 kinds of this, 3 kinds of that.....altogether, there was a lot of aeroplanes on board.That's all I remember.